pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

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spacelovemelody:

current emotion: i need money

(Source: thesyntaxkid, via just-me-being-random)